There and Back

Dan Brown is a gangster. When I was waiting in the tiny waiting room at the hospital with my wife, you know the smaller waiting room with the bed and machines that go beep, you know the third waiting room after the intermediate waiting room which is after the first waiting room with all the plebs. We were in the waiting room that makes you feel like the characters from that Judgmental Volturi meme which is a screengrab from one of the Twilight films. In any case, I was reading Dan Brown’s latest novel called The Secret of Secrets. I can’t put it down. Each chapter ends on a cliff hanger and the book is so simple to read and it’s written like a script. Turns out it’s gonna be a show series sometime soon I hope. I don’t usually read novels like that but a person on social media recommended it because it was “trippy.” So I looked into what it was about and it has to do with human consciousness. Which is a topic I was really into back in the day when I was a pot head stoner degenerate loser. I loved watching video of a dude name Amit Goswami. A PhD Quantum physicist, bestselling author, and pioneer of Consciousness Studies. He says some absolutely outrageous stuff about consciousness and quantum thingamabobs and whatchamacallits. Anyways check out the Dan Brown book and some Amit videos. It’s time to start reading and watching more woo woo stuff. We need more woo in our lives.